My Little Hipoz

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’

the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

moch-y:

chaserlad:

still one of my favs.

I REMEMBER THIS

consultingsuperhusbands:

uncleackles:

stairway to heaven

highway to hell

exploding dick to purgatory

i finally understand that reference

j4vh:

cenedict—bumberbatch:

Jokes on you; they end up burned on the ceiling.

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

thetuxedos:

#emotionally unstable is my favorite flavor of graham cracker

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

nydotr:

Hot Guys and Cats Striking Similar Poses

woosterteeth:

Will this ever end?

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike